The following conversation happened on the train while The Geek was taking the kids to school the other day:
Cub (to The Geek): Dad’s have beards. You have a beard so you’re a dad.
Bug: Dan’s dad doesn’t have a beard.
Cub: He’s not a dad, then.
Flawless logic, don’t you think?
If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard Then You’ve Got Two Mums
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