I Got A Lotta Problems With You People!

It’s that time of year again. Festivus season! In honour of this most sacred holiday, let us gather around the Festivus pole (remember, no tinsel … tinsel is too distracting) and air our grievances for the year.  So, without further ado, here are my grievances in no particular order: 1.) To the Douchebags:  A lot [...]

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Rambling Rant About the US and Conservative Dipshits

I’ve been neglecting this blog. I’m sorry. I just haven’t been inspired to say much more than random (and inane) tweeting so I’ve ignored the blog. I’m bad at blogging. But, I have rant material now. Today I unfriended (don’t you love Facebook inspired new additions to the English language?) someone from my distant past [...]

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Stuff Australians Like: Public Holidays

We’re having a long weekend down here in Oz. Why? Because Monday is a public holiday? Why? I have NO FREAKING CLUE! Australians like their public holidays. They have a freakish amount of them each year(around 10 depending on which state you’re in). Rarely does anyone even know *why* they have the day off work. [...]

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Poking My Eyes Out With Dull Sticks (AKA Speaking to My Student Loan Company)

I had to call my student loan company last night. I do believe stabbing my eyes out with dull sticks would have been more productive. You see, they won’t take my money and they’re calling me default on my loan. “But that doesn’t make any sense!” you say. Well, you would be right. Brief history: [...]

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Australia … Is that past Hawaii?

Lets face it, The United States doesn’t exactly have the best reputation world wide. There are many possible reasons for this most of which I won’t go into here. The one that really gets me, the one that I want to bitch and moan about right now is ignorance of the world outside of the [...]

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