Posts Tagged ‘Dickheads’

You Shit Me To Tears

This is dedicated to that tiny little wanker of a crossing guard at Bug’s school. His job is to help kids cross the road. However, he thinks that traffic directing is part of that job description. It is not. He’s an arrogant little turd with a superiority complex and I’d prefer he quit walking into the road to tap on my window and tell me how to drive. His “instruction” is both unhelpful and dangerous. It’s been a long time since I’ve been subjected to such a blatant display of metaphorical dick waiving. You shit me to tears, little man, for fuck’s sake!

PS I know this is not quite Monday but shit happens.


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