I figured since I rambled on and on about The Abyss the other day, I should devote a post to Avatar now that I’ve finally seen it.
I noticed Avatar described as “Dances With Smurfs” on Twitter … which I’ve since worked out is a reference to a South Park parody that I haven’t seen. It fits, though. Only the Smurfs are huge hence my immediate mental connection to the line from “Naked and Famous” by the Presidents of the United States of America “…and big, 30 foot Smurfs!” That song is now on an endless loop in my head. Thanks, Twitter.
Visually and technically, Avatar was beyond awesome. I saw it in 3D which is how its meant to be seen. I could not imagine seeing it any other way. Where the CGI components of the newer installments of Star Wars were jarring and cartoonish, Avatar was practically seamless. It was, quite simply, beautiful. I think about how hokey the groundbreaking stuff that was in The Abyss looks now and how that set the bar for so many scifi films after it … and wonder how freaking cool are movies going to look in our near future thanks to this flick? James Cameron is definitely good at raising the bar for visual effects and technical genius in Hollywood.
Having said that … the plot was simplistic and unoriginal. Think Pocahontas and Dances With Wolves. Think Ferngully. No, wait, don’t think too much, you might ruin it for yourself. Ok, it wasn’t that bad … it just requires a fair amount of brain switch off to enjoy it … however, the effects are very good at assisting such brain switch off. Its very easy to fall into the awesomeness of the effects and just accept the cheesy simplistic plot. However, I am also a cynical bitch so I didn’t do that completely. I fell into inappropriate giggle fits at the sheer corniness of it all. The nerd in me also would like to know a few things like: If the planet has low gravity then how come people are able to “stick” to the ground enough to walk yet mountains float? Where the hell is the sun and why is the planet not being sucked into the gravitational pull of the truly GINORMOUS gas giant it appears to orbit? If it is orbiting a gas giant then how the hell does it sustain life? How the holy fuck do these avatar bodies even work? If the year this is supposed to take place is less than 150 years from now, then how did humans manage to burn out Earth, detect life sustaining planets, achieve interplanetary space travel, find something to mine on another planet, set up a base on said planet, and work out how to combine human and Naveen DNA to make avatars that link to a human’s brain in such a short amount of time (all, presumably, while Earth was burned out and wars were being faught)?
I have to admit that the geek in me also enjoys having these things to nitpick and discuss after watching a movie so it wasn’t a total FAIL. As simplistic and corny as the plot was, I thoroughly enjoyed Avatar. The effects alone are enough for that. I highly recommend seeing it *in the cinema* in 3D. James Cameron might be a simplistic fool but he certainly makes pretty movies.